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Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

Discussion in 'The Vegetarian Forum' started by AeryFairy, Jun 9, 2012.

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  1. Danielle

    Danielle forever seeking fire

    Location:
    Illinois
    "I'd like to see you walk out when someone else orders a steak burrito at Chipotle" my mom.
    I made the choice not to be around others while they eat meat. Some people are ok with that, others not so much.
    It does bother me more when people I know eat meat vs complete strangers. When it comes to complete strangers, I think they must not know any other way, maybe they never even heard the word vegan. When someone knows what the animals go through, that there are alternatives, and they choose to eat meat anyway, I look at them differently. I choose not to be around them while they make those choices. Maybe that gives me the appearance that I'm stuck up. I like to avoid discomfort when I can. Anyone who uses me as an example of how all vegans behave is ignorant. I am my own person.
     
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  2. Mikkel

    Mikkel Addicted Poster

    Location:
    Norway
    All thiese stupid memes....

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. silva

    silva Addicted Poster

    Location:
    Ohio, U.S.A
    Mikkel -- that's really funny!:p
     
  4. KLS52

    KLS52 Only Kindness Matters

    It is funny! I first saw it on FB and cracked up.


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  5. Mikkel

    Mikkel Addicted Poster

    Location:
    Norway
    Not the 5678th time!! :p
     
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  6. Calliegirl

    Calliegirl Deity

    Don't forget, it's their toilet too. :D
     
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  7. nika141421

    nika141421 Well Known Member

    I wanted some vegan food and the waiter said I can have ham and eggs without the ham. Since when are eggs vegan?
    And yesterday I was told I can have some fish. :wtf:The guy who said that commented on my food all the time. He thought he was funny.:fp:
     
  8. Moll Flanders

    Moll Flanders Deity

    Location:
    UK
    I just read this gem on a forum.:argh::bang:

    I am working on getting rid of the cat..... or giving DH the ultimatum to start cleaning up after it himself or it is gone. Darn thing pees ALL OVER the garage, and on anything sitting on or near garage floor... mainly because DH does not clean its litter box,(his cat, his job, right?) the poor frustrating, stinky, thing!
     
  9. Mikkel

    Mikkel Addicted Poster

    Location:
    Norway
    A veg*an should eat meat when they visit a omni's home, or else they don't respect the omnis. This also apply to Muslims and eating pork at a non-Muslim homes. It's the only way they will be equal, as the omnis will get served veg*an food if they visit a veg*an.

    If a veg*an lives with a omni, they have to put meat on the table every day. Even though the omni never cook a singel meal in the house. If not, the veg*an should eat meat the same amount of days the omni eats veg*an dishes.
     
  10. Moll Flanders

    Moll Flanders Deity

    Location:
    UK
  11. raggle

    raggle Deity

    Location:
    UK
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  12. MadamSarcastra

    MadamSarcastra 1½ years vegan, 4 years meat-free!

    Location:
    Mid-Michigan
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  13. FortyTwo

    FortyTwo Custom Title

    The worst part is I can't even make fun of that because my diet is just about as varied, and I'd happily accept that if I was given it.
     
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  14. Moll Flanders

    Moll Flanders Deity

    Location:
    UK
    Said about veggie diets to me - "I don't go in for those fad diets", I said "Well, so far this fad has almost lasted a quarter of a century for me" haha, he did apologise.
     
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  15. Amy SF

    Amy SF Dweller in nature

    I celebrated my 20th veggieversary this year. That’s a pretty long time to embrace a FAD diet. :p

    (In fact, I recommend that anyone who’s been a veg*an for more than five or ten years should make sure to tell people about it if they harass you over your diet. It stops them cold.)
     
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  16. @rno

    @rno Star Member

    The Vegetarian Society has been founded in 1847
     
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  17. Val

    Val Extraterrestrial

    Yesterday my mom boiled some macaroni for me, and then for some reason she put real butter in it, i mean that fat stinky butter! When i asked why she would do that, she uttered: "I put just a little piece! Try it, it's tasty!":wtf:Thank god, there remained some pasta without it, so i had something to eat. She is indeed a cheese and butter luvr.:cthulhu:
     
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  18. Mikkel

    Mikkel Addicted Poster

    Location:
    Norway
    Got a screenshot today from a vegan discussion.

    "When will people start to understand that humans are mammals".

    I really hope people should stop think that humans are reptiles!
     
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  19. Andy_T

    Andy_T Addicted Poster Forum Moderator

    Location:
    Hannover, Germany
    Hehe, Mikkel, maybe that post was from a vegetarian defending the perceived need for the secretions from mammary glands :D
     
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  20. PTree15

    PTree15 Beach bum

    Location:
    Connecticut
    "All of our beers have yeast in them, so as a true vegan, you wouldn't be able to have them since yeast is a living organism." This came in an email exchange with the general manager of a restaurant I went to that had a snarky note on the menu about not specializing in allergy-sensitive or vegan foods. :rolleyes:
     
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